Category Archives: Humor

20 signs you were born and raised in Scotland

Scottish piper

I spent a couple of years living in Scotland – the first year in Stirling, the second in Edinburgh – but I feel almost Scottish born.

Well, apart from the fact I look not-at-all Scottish and can’t speak with a Scottish accent or play the bagpipes. But … but … in spirit, I’m SO Scottish. Love the people, love the music, love the pubs, love the weather most of the time!

How about you? Read these 20 signs you were born and raised in Scotland and see where you land.

30 things British people say vs. what they actually mean

I spotted this on Tickld.com and couldn’t resist sharing! I can’t even tell you which is my favorite or I would end up naming every single number. That’s how good (and true!) this collection is.

30 Things 30 British People Say Vs What We Actually Mean

The United States of LEGO

Colorado

Colorado

Have you seen these Lego scenes as captured by Canadian photographer Jeff Friesen? He has done a “brick tour” in his new coffee table book of all 50 states in the U.S. Take a sneak peek! I would love to see this extended to the U.K.

Iowa

Iowa

Massachusetts

Massachusetts

New Mexico

New Mexico

The Definitive Stereotype Map of Britain and Ireland

Definitive Stereotype Map of Britain and Ireland

Thanks to my friend Tory, who lives where the “really cold oil rig workers live,” I have Buzzfeed’s definitive stereotype map of Britain and Ireland! Enjoy!

Scottish Batman

This did make me laugh!

Scottish Batman

Happy Wednesday! 🙂

20 weird things about America that Americans don’t realize

Easy cheese

Who knew there was anything particularly hard about cheese? Brits will never understand the comfort of cheese in an aerosol bottle.

This list about 20 weird things about America that American’s don’t realize has been making the rounds and it’s good. Particularly #5, #10 and #14. I thought I would share it here! Enjoy!

British People’s 13 Greatest Fears

Fear of heights

A new YouGov survey has revealed the 13 things that the British public fear the most, with fear of heights, fear of snakes and fear of public speaking in the top 3. Read the full list.

But I particularly like Huffington Post’s comedic take of this. “That someone will push in front of us in a queue” ranked #1, with “That someone will go in for a second kiss on the other cheek” at #2 and “That Stephen Fry may be wrong about something” at #3. Read their full list.

Is your greatest fear on the list?

The pitfalls of marrying an American woman/British man

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

In light of the Gwyneth and Chris Martin split, the Daily Telegraph has taken it upon itself to do some deep digging into the British man/American woman match, which I touched on last week. I absolutely ate it up!

Here’s journalist Sally Peck’s piece, “Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin split: The pitfalls of marrying a British man.”

And here’s writer/comedian/British husband Tom Cowell’s piece, “Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin split: The pitfalls of marrying an American woman.”

Woo! Enjoy 🙂

11 Emotionally Repressed Valentine’s Cards For British People

I love Buzzfeed’s 11 Emotionally Repressed Valentine’s Cards For British People. I only wish they sold these to purchase!

Emotionally repressed valentine

Emotionally repressed valentine

Emotionally repressed valentine

emotionally repressed valentine

See the full collection!

The 28 poshest things that have ever happened

These bloody good blokes enjoying a day at the races

Americans may have “fancy,” but Brits have “posh” and posh beats fancy hands down. For proof, check out Buzzfeed’s amazing collection: “The 28 poshest things that have ever happened.”

The list includes names like Biggles George Fittleworth and seasonal goose eggs, croquet and men in red pants.

If you aren’t sure what posh actually means in the U.K., this will settle it for you for sure! Enjoy and have a great weekend!