Oh, Samantha Brick, let's be clear. You are no Kelly LeBrock.

Have you heard about the self-centered musings of one journalist Samantha Brick, who claims to be all that and a bag of chips?

Well, you can read the infamous head-swelling Daily Mail column here that has the British media and its public going for her jugular (which isn’t an attractive jugular, I should add).

You can also view her photos and make up your own mind. (Personally, I say we offer it up to the Ugly Meter iPhone app and let it decide.)