Daily Archives: 7, December 2011

Free Willy from Cornwall

Free Willy from Cornwall. He must have gotten lost.

I thought it was odd when the earthquake hit Cornwall last weekend. But today, when news broke that killer whales were spotted near Padstow? *Cue ‘Twilight Zone’ music* Just what in tarnation is going on in the West Country?

What next? Locusts? Unicorns? Dodos?

Distraught, I turned to ThisistheWestCountry.co.uk for the real scoop.

Strangely enough, I couldn’t find any news about the whales or the earthquake, although I was able to find an interesting story headlined “Man Arrested After Late Night Rant.”

Perhaps, I’ll wake up tomorrow and learn that I’ve just dreamt it all.