How can you piss off a Brit?
Let me count the ways. Or rather, let me share a list I found on the Matador Network which says it better than I could.
I think #1 (tell us we don’t spell things properly) and #2 (jump the queue) are universal truths!
Aluminium, anyone?
Posted on 19, February 2015, in Humor and tagged British, humor, humour, Matador Network, queues. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
Yes, corn syrup could be substituted!
Could molasses or corn syrup be substituted for the golden syrup?
I've tried this twice. And the blue just comes out green how do I make it as blue as the picture? I
Been dying from food poisoning I know for sure I got from a salad on virgin Atlantic flight 105. I’v
Try this link: https://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelmac0811/what-number-place-are-you-in-line-for-the-roya
I'm Trish Marsom, a writer and anglophile, living in Sacramento, California.
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Hah! My husband actually really likes it when women tell him they love his accent (can’t think why). But yes, I can’t quite bring myself to say aluminum. As for apple crumble… ooh yeah.
Yes, aluminium and oregano are my two favorite British pronunciations! (And schedule…)